Next England Football Team?

On parade against the Krauts: 1. A 40-year old goalie. 2. A Wanstead Flats/Hackney Marshes footballer. 3. An underwear model (via mobile 'phone!) 4. A serial breeder. 5. Somebody resembling the 'missing link.' 6. One 'left-for-dead' - completely lacking in pace - �120,000 per week player. 7. The England Captain (unable to shoot on target.) 8. Frank Lampard - one very good Premiership player; not able to 'cut the mustard' at International level. 9. �25m for James Milner? Forgiver me if I smile! 10. Wayne Rooney - one sad sight. 11. Defoe: No comment. 12. Emile Heskey (falls over - ought be pounded from 'beefcake' into beef steak!) Once again: 1. Joe Hart. 2. Micah Richards (playing for a new Club.) 3. Matt Taylor. 4. Tom Huddlestone. 5. Gary Cahill. 6. David Wheater. 7. Darren Ambrose. 8. Theo Walcott. 9. Chris Brunt. 10. Kevin Nolan. 11. David Dunn.